I like to go for drives in a big loop. It helps keep me sane. I stop at the servo in fairfield and buy two bottles of 1.25 liter diet coke to drink while I drive. I sometimes stop at another servo in luddenham and buy a sausage roll or chips or beef jerky. I drive the same loop every day. Sometimes I drive it more than once a day. Today there was a detour on the road home.

The diet coke gives me diarrhea. I usually stop at the caltex servo in luddenham and do a big wet shit. I have chronic diarrhea. I think it is because of the diet coke and because I used to abuse ibuprofen plus codeine painkillers. That messed up my guts. Sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like without drugs.